Edge of Tomorrow Trailer
Tom Cruise stares of into the distance and asks: When can I go back to the spaceship? #OperatingThetanLevelVII
Tetsuo, I should be excited for this movie but instead I feel like the trailer has revealed all:
- Tom Cruise wakes up after dying countless times: (Scientology)
- Tom Cruise finds an other to share in his experience: (Scientology)
- Tom Cruise trains to fight a war that lasts outside of time (Scientology)
- Tom Cruise and the other eventually win somehow, eliminating the aliens that have hovered around their souls (Scientology)
At what point is there a question left unanswered? Where is the hook driving me somewhere I have not been? It cannot come from the atmosphere — we have already been to this place in the recent stream of “Metal Fetishist” movies - District 9, Elysium, RoboCop, etc.
Question: Why waste time in the world constructed by Edge of Tomorrow when I could be re-watching: Tetsuo: Iron Man?
The answer: Tom Cruise.
Cinematography Looks Good
Groundhogs Day + District 9 = Unoriginal
Overt Advertisement for Scientology
Trailer Song (ugh)